Spock: Can I help you, sir?
John: Yes, I'm looking for my friend. Have you seen him?
Spock: We do have one prisoner onboard. He is tall, has dark hair, and was wearing a long coat and scarf when we found him. He also seems to think he is superior to the general populace.
John: Yea, that's him.
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